A small town in Florida. Located in Clay County. Most of the girls in the High school have turned bisexual because most of the guys there are fuck boys. There is also a lot of "rich bitches" who think they are all that and get everything from there parents. We have the most churches in the county. But everybody is fake as fuck.
Everybody party's illegally in Keystone Heights. But that's only because there is nothing else to do
by Gk345 March 15, 2016
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A drinking game. Heres the rules:

somebody will challenge you to this game. not accepting the challenge makes you look soft, so its almost never turned down. the challenger will supply you with a keystone light.

1) You must drink a keystone light in under 1 minute, if you go over a minute, you lose.

2) the can cannot touch your lips or face, if it does, you lose.

3) there must be a constant steady flow of keystone pouring out of the can. if the flow stops, you lose.

4) Some spillage is allowed.

5) If you lose, you must give the person who challenged you your hat(if wearing one) AND left shoe. the challenger decides when to give back the hat and shoe, usually its later in the party.

6) If you win, the challenger must give you another keystone light and announce that you "won that keystone!" you are then allowed to announce to your friends that you "won that keystone!"
I played Drink That Keystone and got drenched in beer.
by ChaDMcBaDD September 06, 2009
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The name of the weight that someone puts on when they gain weight in college. Similar to beer belly and freshman fifteen.
"Did you see Jennifer at that party? She definitely put on a Keystone Kilo."
by Brent_N July 20, 2008
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the worst fucken beer on the planet composed of cat urine and elephant shit
if u bring keystone light to my party im shoving it in ur moms twat.
by absdude July 10, 2008
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The Keystone Effect: a crowd-pleasing, hard-rocking, party-starting, energetic rock band based at the University of Connecticut
I got laid at "The Keystone Effect" concert last night.
by Dr. Shasta Kielbasa March 19, 2009
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The person in a large gathering of strangers and acquaintances that knows everyone and brought them together.
I went out to a bar with my friend John and a bunch of other people I didn't know. It was some people from John's work, a few of John's college roommates and one of his friends from home. We all didn't know each other, but John was the keystone friend.
by Paul Furfari March 10, 2007
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keystoned cops is comedian cops that are gettin high while doin there job
you know what i got pulled over last night by some keystoned cops and all they did was stand there tellin some wack jokes while gettin high
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