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words that can be spelled using the same keys on a 9-digit keypad of a cell phone; often discovered when attempting to use predictive texting.
"I can't believe my girlfriend dumped me after I texted her that I wanted to fuck her puppy. I had no idea that was a keydonym for pussy. Damn."

also: home, good, hoof, goof, and gone

: hate, gate, have, gave, and gaud
by keydonymist August 31, 2009
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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