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1) A 49 year old pedophile that hangs around a message board chatting to under age children, Whom he lures to his home by offering candy and sex.

2) Kewlmonk also means "fat fuck"
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1) Is Kewlmonk talking to emily again?

2) Dude your such a Kewlmonk!
by Myke February 15, 2005
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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A badass member of EF with many a followers.

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:kewlmonk:
Myke sux.

:kewlmonk: :cool:
by :cannon: April 06, 2005
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