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Knock knock.
Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
HAHAHAHAHAH
Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline."
HAHAHAHAHAH
If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
HAHAHAHAHAH
Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline."
HAHAHAHAHAH
If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
HAHAHAHAHAH
by Jon and Chris August 31, 2006
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A term Kevin Federline can have many meanings, such as
1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him
2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration
3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits
1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him
2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration
3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits
Kevin: Mommy, I wanna wear my wifebeater to school!
Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!
Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.
Sheila: That's my little boy.
Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!
Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.
Sheila: That's my little boy.
by Kenny McCor June 22, 2006
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The man who was actually fuckin' pathetic enough to marry Britney Spears. Thinks he's gonna make fame for himself. This kills me. Hehehehe.
by Quack Quack May 27, 2005
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a term to describe a guy who is a lazy bum, with no job and sits around the house all day and does nothing and also mooches off his rich girlfriend and spends all her money
lazy bum: hey babe gimme some money I wanna buy a new pair of shoes
rich girlfriend: ok anything for you sweety heres a million dollars my kevin federline
rich girlfriend: ok anything for you sweety heres a million dollars my kevin federline
by ajb18 December 27, 2007
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1) A bottom feeder that feeds on feces off the bottom of dirty fish tanks. In its natural habitat, can be seen wearing wifebeater, acting black. This creature draws attention to itself by "rapping."
2) Inability to read, write, or rap. Basically an imbecile.
2) Inability to read, write, or rap. Basically an imbecile.
by Smart Guy Period November 05, 2007
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K-Fed got Brit pregnant again? Well, everyone is good at something. For Kevin Federline, knocking up women is his only talent because we all know he can't rap!
by sheneneh November 12, 2007
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douchebag extrodinaire. thank god britney spears dumped him, at least she had a little bit of her common sense left.
If I had to choose who won Douchebag of the year, 2006, I'd say kevin federline
where are all the definetions of kevin federline? here underdouchebag
where are all the definetions of kevin federline? here underdouchebag
by DizzyLizzy December 21, 2006