When one uses the art of kettling is certainly a rewarding task. It is performed by following these simple easy to understand instructions.

1. A Male recieves Fellatio (blow job) and he Ejaculates into the females mouth but an Important thing to do here is to make sure that the Participant of this Kettling session DOES NOT spit OR swallow.

2.The male should then LIGHTLY lube up his penis so there is a good amount of friction.

3.Take the participating Kettlee and ram (from behind) penis as hard and as far up the anus as possible.

4.With the semen still in the Kettlee's mouth, The force of the sudden and abrupt penetration should shoot out from the mouth which should be funnel shaped at this point in time, making a whistling/moaning sound which is very remeniscent of a kettle about to boil.

Todoroki’s worst nightmare

Dreamwastaken’s laugh

An act of defiance on the last day of a job whereby you burp in the kettle.

A term created by Dylan Hester which has a meaning nobody knows of.

The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you really don't like, a modification of Salt Kettle

an aquired art which one must learn, when you squat over a kettle and excrete as much as you can in the ketle. then once you have done this you then boil it so that the shit then evaporates in to the walls of the room that you did it in.

Kettle Up: Verb describing the act of heating water in the Kettle to make tea, coffee, hot beverages.