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A term that is defined as the maloderous aroma eminating from the groin of an individual who participates in the keto diet.
Damn, somebody better tell Jenna to eat a cookie or something. That bitch has keto crotch hard.
by Fallsohard March 01, 2019
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
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Keto crotch is the unfortunate and smelly side effect of the popular keto diet. Related to keto breath.
Are you going down on Melissa? She’s got serious keto crotch!!
by Ezzydizzle March 01, 2019
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