When you are too much of an uncultured swine to have the decency to make real tomato sauce for your pasta, you use ketchup instead. If this is you, find the morality to buy some jarred nasty Prego pasta sauce or whatever and toss it on your (probably not al dente) pasta.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.