A man with no platform.He is running on NOTHING.
John Kerry's platform = "Bush bad,me good.Get rid of Bush,put in me"
Bush's platform = "uh,we gotta kil these terrorist bastards before they kill us"
John Kerry's platform = "Bush bad,me good.Get rid of Bush,put in me"
Bush's platform = "uh,we gotta kil these terrorist bastards before they kill us"
by Demo4Bush November 02, 2004
A disaster, the Kerry campaign's cause of death. A Democrat myself, the only word that came to my mind when she spoke at the convention was "Ugh".
by TriBeCaDuDe January 22, 2005
Guy 1: Hey look at my blue dog
Guy 2: It's a Kerry Blue Terrier
Guy 1: Oh... I thought it was a Great Dane.
Guy 2: It's a Kerry Blue Terrier
Guy 1: Oh... I thought it was a Great Dane.
by POKEMON RULE April 14, 2014
One who misleads voters by delivering promises that are next to impossible to keep because Americans are too stupid to realize how these promises really "work" SEE: Watch the debates and read the papers for both sides of the story dumbass AND: There are two sides stop believing the one that SOUNDS the best withought knowing info.
Statement or Promise: Healthcare for everyone, the same as the Senators get.
Reality: Despite everyone thought, depending on the income of the Senator or person in question, The GOVERNMENT will choose a program best SUITED to your income. Sure, it will be Blue Cross, but nothing was said about transplants or hospitalization being covered...sorry, you must not make enough.
Statement: Minimum wage higher for everyone especially women
Reality: Taxes will be raised, although I hate the upperclass, there is not nearly enough of them to tax to cover my promise on this one, therefor, sorry middle and lower class, more taxes for you too.
Statement: I will bring our boys home
Reality: As soon as i take credit for what is going on overseas, and I make the other promises I made come true, Then I will bring home half.
Reality: Despite everyone thought, depending on the income of the Senator or person in question, The GOVERNMENT will choose a program best SUITED to your income. Sure, it will be Blue Cross, but nothing was said about transplants or hospitalization being covered...sorry, you must not make enough.
Statement: Minimum wage higher for everyone especially women
Reality: Taxes will be raised, although I hate the upperclass, there is not nearly enough of them to tax to cover my promise on this one, therefor, sorry middle and lower class, more taxes for you too.
Statement: I will bring our boys home
Reality: As soon as i take credit for what is going on overseas, and I make the other promises I made come true, Then I will bring home half.
by John Edwards, Kerry's Lover October 21, 2004
The K.K.Q.S. is a move performed during sexual intercourse. The female is on her knees and the male is standing. Slayer’s “Raining Blood” has to be playing at a high volume. The male swings hid wang around in a circular motion (like the wheel in a game show) while the female tries to catch it in her mouth.
by Mr. Krüger February 17, 2006
by Pat March 09, 2005