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kerp is the combination of every potty word that has ever existed since the beginning of time.
bob:hey dude i forgot the get the tickets for the game

gerald: kerp you
by waffle4463 May 12, 2013
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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A term for when you performed an action that deems everyones approval.
"Man! You SO just KERPED that kid! UP FIVE!"
by Josh November 22, 2004
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