You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)

A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.

F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT

The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
by Alphawolf112 October 02, 2019
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'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018
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A fat frog that lets out gas every second
Person 1: Kermit is one sexy frog
Kermit: I know I am but remember to social distance because I let out gas every second
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Guy1: Dude tom got exposed.
Guy2: Dude what did he get exposed for?
Guy1: Tom is kermit.
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