when you are so committed in something, just like Kermit the Frog was committed to Mrs. Piggy

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.

Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.

The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself

A guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.

Kermit- a person with someone else's hand deep enough up their puppet hole to move their mouth.