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A guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.
Only a true kermit would go out of his way to find a comfortable chair for his fat girlfriend.
by stan_der_man March 02, 2010
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Kermit- a person with someone else's hand deep enough up their puppet hole to move their mouth.
Don't worry, that Kermit is just a corporate stooge.

I am sick of all the Kermit politicians.
by Doc Dro November 01, 2015
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An abnormally skinny guy who, much like Kermit the Frog, dates fat chicks (like Miss Piggy).
"Check out that kermit with his girlfriend, I bet she crushes him when shes on top."
by Barrt McOckiner January 05, 2010
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A very nice and good looking party animal. also known to be very great in bed. meant as a compliment
by KermitTheRaveFrog May 12, 2005
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A beloved and classic Muppet. One of the most recognizable Muppets, Kermit is a pea green, frog puppet. He is known for his long, dangly arms and his relationship with Miss Piggy. Portrayed by Jim Henson, Steve Whitmire, Victor Yerrid.

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Jenna Marbles' first dog. Kermit is an Italian Greyhound and is known for his cameos in Jenna's videos, his Jenna proclaimed appearance similar to that of a rat, his love for chicken and his starring role in the video, "How to care for your Cermet."
Kermit is most known for his starring role in "How to care for your Cermet", a video by Jenna Marbles after being asked by a commenter on Youtube if Kermit was going to grow and misspelling his name.

Random Youtube Commenter: "Is Cermet going to grow?"

Jenna Marbles: "How does your an Cermet grow? Your an Cermet needs lots of chikain, or else it will not grow. Be sure to keep your an Cermet in a Hot Bed, on a Hot Bed, in a Hot House, in a Hot Climate. If you want your an Cermet to grow, be sure to water your an Cermet multiple times per day. Cermets should get plenty of water but, should never be submerged becuz Cermets can not swim, thatz two much watair. If you follow these instructions, your Cermet will grow...just kidding, it is full grown."

Random Youtube Commenter: "Um...whats Marbles?"

Jenna Marbles: " Marpel is an small, angry Cermet. And Paesh is a female Cermet. And Cermet is just a Cermet."
by PositivelyPisces June 12, 2016
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perhaps the most obscure piece of slang in Britain, translates to Prision via this thought process Kermit The Frog (from the Muppets) - Frog and Toad (rhyming slang) - road, meaning Down The Road, slang for being sent to prision. the term was used occationally by Only Fools And Horses character Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter, the series was written by John Sullivan, an authentic Londonor and a knowledge on slang.
'Sent Him Down The Kermits' 'Gone Down The Kermits'
by god bless filler bunny September 19, 2005
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Slang for the herbal form of cannabis, AKA Grass. So called because it's green, and smells funky.
"I've just scored an henry of kermit"
by Shalroth May 13, 2005
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