The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".
Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.
by Erofen April 20, 2017
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Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.
*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide
by RussianDumbass June 02, 2019
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Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.
*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide
by RussianDumbass June 02, 2019
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a fucking dead meme that is overused and needs to be stopped and i swear if i see it on Instagram again than i will go commit suicide.
go KERMIT SEWER SLIDE.
by killern838 October 29, 2018
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a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it
friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em
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Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
It can be fun, but clean up after a Kermit Sewer Slide session can be brutal… and toxic.
by Darkheath September 06, 2021
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