A thing or situation that is "fucked up". An unwanted event resulting in misfortune. Something gone terribly wrong.
Mary drank too much at the party and puked on the record player, thus rendering it completely kerfuckled. In this example, Mary may also be described as being kerfuckled as she was pukeing drunk, and also created a disruptive, "kerfuckled" social situation.
by lasagnaisyummy December 09, 2013
by teachmcnetti May 29, 2005
"I only dropped a pen; then I kerfuckled my lighter, a crummer, six more pens, mints, and my phone. Fuck these jackets!"
by cheeznuggit April 16, 2015
by T.V. John November 06, 2016
A word-mix of "ker-plop", "fuck-up", and "fumble", meaning:
1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.
2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.
1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.
2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.
1) *Our dumbass president makes another stupid decision* "Well, that was a kerfuckle of a move."
2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."
2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."
by hater_of_dumbasses July 23, 2010
by Cajack808 February 08, 2017