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Keramia is sex on a stick to anyone who likes mean people. She has guys falling for her everywhere because she leaves her laptop cable out ;). People want to rape her sometimes or let her see their great balls if fire. Keramia is the nightmare of your dreams. Don't let her touch your wand either because she knows a lot of spells. She is also famous and loves to peel carrots at things that bring great dishonor like lily pads.
chris: Oh yeah! Look at Keramia peel the carrots at that lily pad
Jason: I don't think Keramia is as hot as me though!
Chris: She defiantly isn't as hot as you Jason!
Jason: I don't think Keramia is as hot as me though!
Chris: She defiantly isn't as hot as you Jason!
by YarsonTheGarçon December 24, 2013
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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An antisocial girl that some people might even think as "sexy." She loves peeling carrots at her friends who bring her dishonor, like Lily! Guys are always falling for her because she trips them with her laptop cable. Ain't nobody got a crush on her hen hen, she is too strong to be crushed! I was lying, she isn't strong at all! Keramia is sometimes the slit eat bit nice!
by Kakameria December 24, 2013