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A series of scratches from the ass crack flairing up and out likes rays of Kentucky sunshine. Usually found on children too young to know better
My nephew keeps scratching at his ass crack under his diaper. If he doesn’t stop it will give him a Kentucky ass bruise like he’s shitting an asterisk.
by Cor Riversprite March 10, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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