A super cool person that's extremely tall and likes to correct you, someone who really cares about his girlfriend even though she liquefies his brain cells deals with her crap. He is an amazing person and extremely smart. Looks the best in pink and also likes to tell you random ass facts when you're talking to him. He's a really good brother to two sisters that he hates sometimes and a really good brother to one of his other brothers. And he really loves to play on his PlayStation and ignore his girlfriend half the time he's talking to her. But she doesn't mind. As long as he's happy. Can cherries is also somebody who likes music and likes to sing, as much as he hates the minute to walk around or cut his girlfriend off while she's talking to him and start singing. Overall he is loved by everyone. And loved by his girlfriend a lot. Especially when he deals with her shit and makes fun of her!

-LB

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.