a good school. a great school actually. unionville thinks that we're dumbfucks cause our test scores are low.. but maybe thats because of the 33% of mexicans at the school that bring the scores down. we have a turf field, and two more being built. we have one of the nicest public schools of PA, so you know what unionville, suck it. yeah we're mushroom capital of the world, and what are you unionville? yeah exactly. just a bunch of rich kids who aren't rich enough to go to private school so they try and act rich. they also like to take acid in school and run around naked and punch the principals (yes this actually happened). we also have one of the largest AT programs for public schools, which makes up for the dumbfuck illiterates at our school. and kennett is actually better than unionville in most sports, just not football. so you know what unionville? fuck off. u-what?! u-suck!

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A school that is full of vsco girls whoring around and tiktok boys who think they're hot shit. You might meet a normal person if you dig deep enough but then you'll realize that they're addicted to nicotine and probably crack. There's a convenient basketball hoop place near the school for all your fighting needs. Don't like pep rallies? Don't worry we never go because of all the bomb threats. Like peeing? to bad cause 3/5 of the bathrooms are locked and the ones that aren't are so disgusting and cloudy you can't breathe. Also, we have a hate boner for Unionville. You know how cheerleaders are supposed to be popular well not in this school, they are literally the laughing stock of the school.