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When a female, single or in a relatoionship, has a male or multiple male friends who she would on no occasion consider for intimate exchanges. The kencrotch much like a close female friend is never sexualized. They do not have male or female parts in her eyes. Completely asexual. Can be very close even best friends to female who does not practice "friends that fuck".

Syn. Wing Man

Brother from another mother

Crimey

Bros before hoes

Besties

BFF

Homegirl

Domestic partner
Barbie and Ken dolls have been a staple in girl playtime throughout history. Barbie although shy and submissive has nice tits. There is no denying barbie is all woman. Ken although very muscular usually in the arms and the legs, isnt packing quite the punch with his male extension. Despite his toned butt ken has no penis or vagina. All that ken has is a smooth area between his legs. He does not urinate nor get erections. He is the perfect best friend for out of the box females who stand for something sexually and socially.
Is he hott?
Who?
Your friend who went to the concert with you?
Oh. Adam? My sisters think he is soo hott. He isnt ugly i guess. I
Hes my kencrotch, you should totally hit that. Ur cool hes cool.
by Roberta Ferris September 07, 2020
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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