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*to take a dump in your pants, on something, or somewhere.

*a synonym for shit in the new milford, ct area
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When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
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