Urban Dictionary: kelp

Word that means “kill for help” in desperate times but under normal circumstances “help”

Come kelp me please idk how to parallel park

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The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

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To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

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(noun) A substance that many Jamaicans and hippies smoke. Commonly known as marijuanna or weed.

Jamaican guy 1:Yo mon, you got any o' dat spongebob kelp mon?
Jamaican guy 2:Yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
Happy Jamaican people :)

by That Mon Mon November 23, 2013

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