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(transitive verb): when someone with the most experience on a skydive takes a perfectly functioning jump made by a group of less-experienced skydivers and turns it to shit in a hurry
Brandon's 100th skydive was going perfectly until some asshat came along and kellogged the whole thing.
by HeWhoSpeaksTheTruth February 28, 2011
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(transitive verb): when someone with the most experience on a skydive takes a perfectly functioning jump made by a group of less-experienced skydivers and turns it to shit in a hurry
Brandon's 100th skydive was going perfectly until some asshat came along and kellogged the whole thing.
by HeWhoSpeaksTheTruth March 07, 2011
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An ultra elite MBA program that sent out congratulatory admit email to their F'09 applicants and then dinged their status online. (gave them false hope, then took them, threw it to the ground, and shattered it into million little pieces...)
Then rather than accepting those poor applicants, Kellogg called all the dinged applicants next day to remind them that they were indeed dinged from the very beginning.
Then rather than accepting those poor applicants, Kellogg called all the dinged applicants next day to remind them that they were indeed dinged from the very beginning.
by whalewars December 16, 2008
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1. A corporation that is #1 in cereal production in the US.
2. A small, usually but not always blonde-haired child that is very skinny and has abnormally pale skin. Usually resides in his/her bedroom on the weekends with blinds over the windows to keep sunlight from getting in.
2. A small, usually but not always blonde-haired child that is very skinny and has abnormally pale skin. Usually resides in his/her bedroom on the weekends with blinds over the windows to keep sunlight from getting in.
by A Blind Assassin February 05, 2011