slutty bitch. nuff said.smells badd.HAIRY.weird eyes.awkard body.cant take pictures.

That way ^. Tall, long haired, Goddess of Hatred, despises penguins, founder of i_hate_hannah.com, whale noise maker. I-pod addicted singer, loves US!!!

Hilarious and emo as fuck. She cranks coffee has Chihuahuas and loves cats. Usually she is blonde, but had a sudden struck of interest for bangs and black hair. She loves animals and also enjoys hanging with her friends. Kellis are usually funny but really quiet and shy. They never wear their hair up.

A tall girl with tiny lips but a huge horse smile. She (I think) has natural blonde hair, but no one can ever tell because she bleaches it white and then dyes it brown and keeps one stripe of blonde in her bangs.

Kelli thinks shes better then everyone else, but pretends to be modest. She towers over others, and thinks shes a sex kitten, when all she really is is a totem pole.

Kelli's always have many guys following them, from tons of towns, because they all know she is easy and stupid.

Kelli's miss school and go to Japan when they are still in middle school to take photo's and pretend model.

Kelli's photos always turn out lackluster and boring.

Kelli's have an extremely ordinary face, and have no body at all. Kelli's have no butt, no hips, no waist, and especially no boobs.

They, without the vagina, are walking men.

Kelli's also cannot spell to save there lives, and take pictures of themselves smushing there nonexistant lips together, trying to make them visible to the human eye.

Kelli's betray there friends, and have many enimies that they dont know of.

A Kelli is, in a nutshell, a stupid, tall, camerawhore that really is only the ugly duckling.

Someone who struggles to hold back tears and yells while watching the jungle book

An annoying manipulative bitch who despite being nice isnt enough and like to take your man.

a nasty ass hoe who like to think she’s better than me and all my friends. don’t be a kelli or you will lose all your friends and just be a whore. she is a washed up rat who will kiss your ass until someone wants it then she wants them. she’s a bitch and she tries to steals boyfriends and other shit too. Uses too much hairspray, probably doesn’t know what shaving is, doesn’t shut the fuck, acts like the best when everyone wants to rip open her jaw and piss down her throat and use her pussy as a piss dispenser.