Urban Dictionary: keith hernandez

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guy who was awesome. played for the mets and led the best mets team ever to a world series win in 1986. he has a sweet 'stache.

dude, keith hernandez just tore that tree out of the ground.
no biggie

by mets fan March 12, 2006

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hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

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Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 09, 2020

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