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One of the four greatest things invented for college students.

See Also: Partying, Women, Beer, Pregaming on Football Saturday
Student 1: Whats going down tonight?
Student 2: Well I just got my fake & there are some honeys next door. Let's grab a keg & make a kickass party.
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A small cask or barrel with a capacity of about 30 gallons (114 liters).
Such a container and its contents.
A unit of weight used for nails, equal to 100 pounds (45.5 kilograms).
Man, that KEG we downed last night was a bitch!
by gillios October 12, 2003
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Pants (UK) or shorts (US).
Uurghh.. your kegs are well skiddy!
by matt-leics June 17, 2004
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When a thick layer of fat covers your six pack abs.
This ain't no six pack, it's one big keg.
by DrPearl February 22, 2010
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Kegs (UK)

1. Two or more beer bellies, (6 pack referes to toned)

2. Two or more beer barrels.

3. one pair of underwear.
1. Those belly kegs make you look like your going to fall face first you fat bastards.

2. Those beer kegs look heavy.

3. Those kegs look heavy, have you shit them?
by Hotornot August 03, 2005
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