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A small cask or barrel with a capacity of about 30 gallons (114 liters).
Such a container and its contents.
A unit of weight used for nails, equal to 100 pounds (45.5 kilograms).
Man, that KEG we downed last night was a bitch!
by gillios October 12, 2003
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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One of the four greatest things invented for college students.

See Also: Partying, Women, Beer, Pregaming on Football Saturday
Student 1: Whats going down tonight?
Student 2: Well I just got my fake & there are some honeys next door. Let's grab a keg & make a kickass party.
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Pants (UK) or shorts (US).
Uurghh.. your kegs are well skiddy!
by matt-leics June 17, 2004
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We should keg that ship ahead.
I planted the bomb and it’s going to keg!
by Nws Phantom August 29, 2019
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When a thick layer of fat covers your six pack abs.
This ain't no six pack, it's one big keg.
by DrPearl February 22, 2010
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Kegs (UK)

1. Two or more beer bellies, (6 pack referes to toned)

2. Two or more beer barrels.

3. one pair of underwear.
1. Those belly kegs make you look like your going to fall face first you fat bastards.

2. Those beer kegs look heavy.

3. Those kegs look heavy, have you shit them?
by Hotornot August 03, 2005
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