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A small cask or barrel with a capacity of about 30 gallons (114 liters).
Such a container and its contents.
A unit of weight used for nails, equal to 100 pounds (45.5 kilograms).
Man, that KEG we downed last night was a bitch!
by gillios October 12, 2003
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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One of the four greatest things invented for college students.

See Also: Partying, Women, Beer, Pregaming on Football Saturday
Student 1: Whats going down tonight?
Student 2: Well I just got my fake & there are some honeys next door. Let's grab a keg & make a kickass party.
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Pants (UK) or shorts (US).
Uurghh.. your kegs are well skiddy!
by matt-leics June 17, 2004
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We should keg that ship ahead.
I planted the bomb and it’s going to keg!
by Nws Phantom August 29, 2019
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When a thick layer of fat covers your six pack abs.
This ain't no six pack, it's one big keg.
by DrPearl February 22, 2010
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Kegs (UK)

1. Two or more beer bellies, (6 pack referes to toned)

2. Two or more beer barrels.

3. one pair of underwear.
1. Those belly kegs make you look like your going to fall face first you fat bastards.

2. Those beer kegs look heavy.

3. Those kegs look heavy, have you shit them?
by Hotornot August 03, 2005
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