It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.
I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!
by The Coon of Monte Cristo October 09, 2011
by tokyo_rockwell December 05, 2010
Just keepin it real, the way the cool kids walk down the street, you know, like nerds carrying calculus III books who think they're too cool for the Calc I students. Well, that's just keepin it real. Nerd-style or hood-style.
Mary was just keepin it real when she told her sister to get on the pill during christmas time dinner.
Tom and Jerry smoked up some weed because who the heck wants to be a cartoon, you know, just keepin it real.
Tom and Jerry smoked up some weed because who the heck wants to be a cartoon, you know, just keepin it real.
by serbiarocks October 05, 2010
living in California and kicking it with your friends...oftentimes cannabis is involved.bros before hoes.
Charelton: "yo, i cant believe you would get in a car with four dudes thats some gay shit cuh"
LeTerrel: "nah we were hotboxing nigga, we were keepin it west coast"
LeTerrel: "nah we were hotboxing nigga, we were keepin it west coast"
by disABALa July 08, 2008
When a person goes to see a new movie in theaters for viewing in "Real 3D," such as Avatar or Alice in Wonderland etc, they will acquire a pair of "Real 3D" glasses. These new plastic glasses are different from the cheap paper glasses from 3D movies of yore, and are in fact super-fly. These glasses may be kept after viewing the movie and worn by their owner at different social gatherings such as dance parties, raves, concerts, etc. This action can be referred to as "Keepin' it Real 3d" because it allows one to get a rep for their "Real 3D" experience, making others aware of the baller status they must hold for being able to afford such expensive movie tickets.
Wearer of Real 3D Glasses:
"Yo Arry (friend), check my swag! I just saw Alice in Wonderland, and I'm keepin' it Real 3D."
Arry:
"Oh shit playboy, you look real fresh tonight."
"Yo Arry (friend), check my swag! I just saw Alice in Wonderland, and I'm keepin' it Real 3D."
Arry:
"Oh shit playboy, you look real fresh tonight."
by MwellMontaldo March 12, 2010
The physical act of not only inserting ones testicle into another's anus during sex, but keeping it there for as long as possible. Generally anal sex is conducted before doing this in an effort to essentially "loosen things up." This "move" is performed by perves and shady boombastiqua's alike and is only recommended for such types (see shaddy boombastique). People on steroids with something to prove may actually attempt to insert both testicles simultaniously, although many believe this to be impossible (including myself).
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.
"Last night, I (Jon Yi) kept the dog in the bath for like 10 seconds. That shit hurt so bad but isn't it cool that I can say I did it? Isn't that cool?"
"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."
"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."
by Jaminsky March 29, 2005
The new form of "keeping it real." The "one hunad" is short for "one-hundred percent." Pronounced (hun-nud).
Guy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Guy 2: Nothin much man. You know, just been keepin' it one hunad.
Guy 2: Nothin much man. You know, just been keepin' it one hunad.
by toddglass'_auful_prankshow March 17, 2010

