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Someone who would make better marriage material than baby momma material.
Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.
If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!
Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.
If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!
Jane has nice legs, ass and thighs, a good job, and she is even more beautiful inside. She's definately a keeper!
by Mr. Dwayne February 20, 2005
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A keeper defends the three rings in a game of Quiddich. They have to block the Quaffle from entering any of the three rings.
And all he has to do as a Keeper is to make sure that the quaffle doesn't get in. Then we'll win for sure!
by lovehp. May 24, 2010
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'keeper: Crike. I have to go to Keeper practice four times a week? And I'm still in Division Three.
instructer: ha. Soory. when you jump for highballs, always yell "'keeper".
instructer: ha. Soory. when you jump for highballs, always yell "'keeper".
by katrine April 11, 2004
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When you take a massive shit that manifests itself in the form of a single, monstrous turd curling around the edges of the toilet bowl. A shit so massive, you have to leave it for the next person to gaze upon its glory
by Duke Mc Fister November 10, 2019