anybody with the surname keel who is a female teacher is a mrs/miss/ms keel. They are all evil! They all keep real cow lungs in their fridges! they eat dog poo for breakfast and make out with multiple flavoured cheesecakes at 5 in the morning.
woah she's one heck of a mrs keel you should've seen what i caught her doing at 5 in the morning!!!
by sciberras(Y) April 30, 2009
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Even-keeled; chill, moderate personality
"Aye dude I'm talking to Britt a lot lately, you heard anything about her?"
"Nah man nothing bad, I heard she's pretty keeled. She's prolly just really into you or some bullshit."
by youngturksquad May 16, 2018
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A Haryanvi phrase meaning "a lanky and extremely skinny individual". Often used as a form of profanity.
Frustrated at Brian, Anna yelled "you FUCKING KEEL-SA!!" in an attempt to express her hatred for him.
by ekta_y September 04, 2011
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When a person's emotions are under control, balanced and steady.

Keel is nautical for the underneath of a watercraft that floats on water, like a ship that's going with the flow. And, even can mean smooth, so even keeled means the person is like floating through life in a smooth and even manner
The class bullies tried to get Ben to react to their taunting, but he remained even keeled, steady and as cool as a cucumber.
by mplsrae July 16, 2018
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To faint,Collapse, be shocked,panic, to die
When i walked back i thought i was going to keel over
when i saw the gun i nearly keeled over
by Noxa_ June 12, 2007
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the Norwegian keel is the female version of the Dutch Rudder or Belgian Rudder where the partner supplies the hand and the woman supplies the torque or movement.
Let's watch those hot chicks get their Norwegian Keel on
by Norwegian Keel August 30, 2016
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