A white person;

From keebler the elf.
According to the well known cereal advertisement there are no non-white keebler, hence the name;

A female of elfin attributes often found amidst cornfield and mountains.

The process of a small dog ,such as the pekingese, sexually mounting another mammal.

Lol....a code name for gay men

Word in which is often compared to other vulgarities such as asshole, or douche bag.

A blast off a key.

The act of baking one thousand or more cookies, thus mimicking a Keebler Elf. The Keebler Elves are the mascots for the Keebler Company and appear in television commercials for cookies in the United States.