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1) To roughhouse or destroy. 2) To apply excess force (Usually causing expensive repercussions).
Don't keats that. I just bought it. You keatsed my computer, now the cd drive is jammed !!!
by zac attach April 18, 2008
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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\ kē- at \
abnormally short, asian, and cute.
wow! that asian girl is very short, asian, and cute. she’s so keat!
by Isaac's definitions May 22, 2020
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verb; For one to keat is to spontaneously jump up in front of a group of people who has absolutely no respect for you, and then to attempt to dance the cancan.
Sergeant Tiang: Last night at Air Cadets, I tried to motivate my flight by dancing, but all I ended up doing was keating!
by Ian Peebles October 05, 2006
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adjective; the superlative form of describing the utmost homosexuality.
Kenneth: You are gay!
Vincent: You're gayer!
Jacob: You are KEAT.
by Acobjei Eelei October 08, 2006
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In a game of cards, having a hand of keats is having an incredibly bad hand which cannot be played well no matter the skill of the player.
JT: Oh my, I've got so many keats in my hand.
JL: Yeah, I know! My whole hand is keats!
by Ian Peebles October 05, 2006
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a virgin , someone who has not ever had sex before
by mark January 13, 2005
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