by 2025 Vier Reich March 17, 2021
I'm the BADDEST BITCH you know! And when I say savage, I mean B-I-C-T-H...and that's OWNNN PERIODTTT.
#Yasssssss
#yeswegotitbitcheschocolatevanillaswirlwithcookiecrunchflakes
#imyourfreestyledanceteacher
#isawyouhangingoutwithcaitlynyesterdayrebeccaitsnotwhatyouthinkiwonthesitatebitch
#actuallymeganicantsitanywhereihavehemorrhoids
#yasssgetintoit
#whipnnaenae
#jujuonthatbeat
#woopinganghamstyle
#whatdoesthefoxsay
#shawtyidont
#freshavacado
#marrychrysler
#okboomer
#pokemongotothepolls
#chillingincedarrapids
#soyoujustgonnabringmeabirthdaygiftonmybirthdaytomybirthdaypartyonmybirthdaywithabirthdaygift
#youtube
#vine
#musical.ly
#tiktok
#theydidsurgeryonagrape
#willtherealslimshadypleasestandup
#whatwouldyoudoifachildwasstandingrightinfrontofyou
#peeltheavacadogaucamole
#soiwasisttingtherebarbecuesauceonmytitties
#ismelllikebeef
#weintheghettograttatata
#doilooklikeyodaddy
#anavacadothanks
#blacklivesmatter
#gayrights
#womensrights
#makingastatement
#pitchperfect
#highschoolmusical
#disneychannel
#nickelodeon
#devilwearsprada
#Savage
#hypebeast
#guccigang
#yeetgang
#throwitback
#gayboi
#slutbitchasshoe
#oompaloompabodiedassbitch
#thatswhatshesaid
#goodmorningvietnam
#butfirstletmetakeaselfie
#imhereandimqueer
#aintnocryingintheclub
#ladygaga
#taylorswift
#katyperry
#haileysteinfeld
#selenagomez
#demilovato
#justinbieber
#clubpenguin
#moshimonsters
#poptropica
#2000smallculture
#emogothbadboy
#Yasssssss
#yeswegotitbitcheschocolatevanillaswirlwithcookiecrunchflakes
#imyourfreestyledanceteacher
#isawyouhangingoutwithcaitlynyesterdayrebeccaitsnotwhatyouthinkiwonthesitatebitch
#actuallymeganicantsitanywhereihavehemorrhoids
#yasssgetintoit
#whipnnaenae
#jujuonthatbeat
#woopinganghamstyle
#whatdoesthefoxsay
#shawtyidont
#freshavacado
#marrychrysler
#okboomer
#pokemongotothepolls
#chillingincedarrapids
#soyoujustgonnabringmeabirthdaygiftonmybirthdaytomybirthdaypartyonmybirthdaywithabirthdaygift
#youtube
#vine
#musical.ly
#tiktok
#theydidsurgeryonagrape
#willtherealslimshadypleasestandup
#whatwouldyoudoifachildwasstandingrightinfrontofyou
#peeltheavacadogaucamole
#soiwasisttingtherebarbecuesauceonmytitties
#ismelllikebeef
#weintheghettograttatata
#doilooklikeyodaddy
#anavacadothanks
#blacklivesmatter
#gayrights
#womensrights
#makingastatement
#pitchperfect
#highschoolmusical
#disneychannel
#nickelodeon
#devilwearsprada
#Savage
#hypebeast
#guccigang
#yeetgang
#throwitback
#gayboi
#slutbitchasshoe
#oompaloompabodiedassbitch
#thatswhatshesaid
#goodmorningvietnam
#butfirstletmetakeaselfie
#imhereandimqueer
#aintnocryingintheclub
#ladygaga
#taylorswift
#katyperry
#haileysteinfeld
#selenagomez
#demilovato
#justinbieber
#clubpenguin
#moshimonsters
#poptropica
#2000smallculture
#emogothbadboy
That One Friend: Keaton is the baddest bitch I know, he will slay yo ass if he wants to bitch, don't play with him!
Me (Keaton): I know she said it, but girl you don't have to sayyy it... C'mere boy, lemme show you how I play with a hottie like yourself...
That One Hot Guy: But I'm not gay!? *then he low-key winks at me tho*
Me: Yeah, I know. You think your slick, I saw that... BuT Do I lOoK liKe I giVe A f*cK iF YoU AiN't DoWn To F*Ck!?
That One Hot Guy: I think you do... *low-key winks again*
That One Friend (in the background): Ooohhh bitch, GeT InTo It!!!
Me and That One Hot Guy: Go our separate ways but we got each other's numbers...
That One Friend (following me down the hallway to get the wHoLe TEA): Sooooo bitch... WhAt HappEnD!?
Me (Keaton): I know she said it, but girl you don't have to sayyy it... C'mere boy, lemme show you how I play with a hottie like yourself...
That One Hot Guy: But I'm not gay!? *then he low-key winks at me tho*
Me: Yeah, I know. You think your slick, I saw that... BuT Do I lOoK liKe I giVe A f*cK iF YoU AiN't DoWn To F*Ck!?
That One Hot Guy: I think you do... *low-key winks again*
That One Friend (in the background): Ooohhh bitch, GeT InTo It!!!
Me and That One Hot Guy: Go our separate ways but we got each other's numbers...
That One Friend (following me down the hallway to get the wHoLe TEA): Sooooo bitch... WhAt HappEnD!?
by #everything'sfunny June 03, 2020
Friend : oh here comes Keaton Stranger : isn’t that the guy with the big Choad Friend : yup can’t wait to suck on that
by Mrchubbs03 December 05, 2018
Keaton is such a loving, caring, sweet amazing person to be around. He is so sweet and protective over his girlfriend, he’s the type of guy if you’re having a rough day he’ll fall asleep with you on facetime, or he’ll hangout with you all day and just make you feel warm and safe. He has perfect blue eyes, soft brown hair and you’ll get addicted playing with him.
Girl 1: Have you met the new guy named Keaton in our class.
Girl 2: omg yes, I heard him talking with some girls in his group, I really hope he doesn’t have a girlfriend, I want to date Keaton, he has perfect hair and he’s so sweet!!
Keaton’s Gf: yes, and his eyes are so blue and so gorgeous! and yes he does have a girlfriend. I’m his girlfriend.
Girl 1&2: OMG!! you are so lucky!!
Girl 2: omg yes, I heard him talking with some girls in his group, I really hope he doesn’t have a girlfriend, I want to date Keaton, he has perfect hair and he’s so sweet!!
Keaton’s Gf: yes, and his eyes are so blue and so gorgeous! and yes he does have a girlfriend. I’m his girlfriend.
Girl 1&2: OMG!! you are so lucky!!
by keatonsgirl June 21, 2021
That one friend who comes over and puts drift on you controller,asks to borrow it,never gives it back,then takes your bike making you look for it.
by "Keaton" January 29, 2020
Keaton is a lovely guy who will always have your back. He will never hesitate to be there when you need him. He is funny and caring. Keaton's normally have Brown hair and Hazel eyes. They always look stunning, even at their worst moments. Keaton's are AMAZING boyfriends and will never let any boy touch you.
by Potato_Fighter September 29, 2019
by Snakey-Sneak October 10, 2018