A man-child who wears diapers and pretends he is 22 years and 7 months old.
Hey, Keaton, we all know you are 33 not 22.
by GeniusPenius June 18, 2018
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Keaton is an annoying person. He know just how to make people very mad very quickly. A Keaton never turns in there homework and is failing almost every class. Trust me when I say this, never ever trust a Keaton. No matter what Keaton does not shut up.
Kallie: Keaton please be quiet
Keaton: No
Teacher: Keaton you have 15 missing assignments
Keaton: okay
Ella: Keaton please stop talking
Keaton: No
Teacher: turn in your homework
Keaton: it is not done yet
Danny: of course it is not done yet
Keaton: Haha
by magicalunicorns22 April 30, 2019
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Keaton can be a very outstanding person and kind. He will never leave you by yourself apart from when he gets his mean streak. Keaton is always very expressive, towards everyone, Keaton is the odd one in your friend group because of a traumatic childhood and has a female dominant upbringing which can result in homosexulity. Keaton is a kind and expressive person.
Wow, did Keaton really do that?
by unclux May 13, 2021
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A black man in his early thirties that get on my everlasting nerves. However he is one of the greatest, confusing, gentlemen that I had ever met.
May peace, love, greatness, and blessings follow Keaton all the days of his life.
by #theworldsgreatest July 17, 2018
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A magnificent piece of meat with a great body and huge cock that every girl dreams about banging
Keaton's so hot, I really want to make out with him
by TeddyBear973 November 14, 2019
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