Keanus are sweet, amazing, loving guys. No matter what, a Keanu will always make you smile! They keep to themselves, but once you've earned their love or friendship, they'll be by your side forever. The only thing that sucks about Keanus is how sarcastic they are! It gets to a point where sometimes you don't even know when they're being sarcastic, or serious. They're sex gods, and will always hit the right spot. The best part is, it's not all about sex for them. Keanus make the best boyfriends because they treat their girlfriends like princesses. If you're dating a Keanu, hold onto him as long as possible. As long as he loves you, you'll be happy.
Girl 1: Dang, your boyfriend Keanu is so perfect!

Girl 2: I know.

Girl 1: Help me find one!

Girl 2: Find your own, he's mine!
by Keanu'sGirlfriendAri February 22, 2014
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To perform Matrix-moves, in ways similar to Neo.
I totally went keanu on his a$$
by Daemus March 11, 2004
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The act of respectfully rejecting a lady's romantic advances by diverting a conversation or avoiding any form of physical contact.
Girl 1: I asked him to go on a date with me but he changed the subject! Am I that ugly?

Girl 2: Boy pulled a Keanu on you? Now that's breathtaking.
by Theincredibleinvisibleman June 28, 2019
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Girl 1:Last night i was with a Keanu
Girl 2:Can u walk?
by Ktran323 December 27, 2018
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to be real cool or chill, similiar to high without weed
Man, I hit such a Keanu yesterday.
by FourTwenty420420 November 22, 2010
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