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Keadie is the type of girl that you can bring home to yo momma after the first date and she will still laump the life out of you in the blink of an eye. She’s as sweet as she is sexy and will always comment on how fine your ass is lookin, she might even grab it too...
She came up and whispered in my ear “I hope you have a pair of assless chaps, cause i wanna to see that fine ass of your’s right now”. Before even looking at her, i knew she was a Keadie!!
by Haumptydaumpty September 22, 2019
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021