Area in Playa Del Ingles in Gran Canaria where tourists openly get pissed and snort coke.

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

An old cemetary that some stoned fucks think is haunted. Theres all kinds of cool shit out there, and admittedly it's a bit creepy at night. A great place to drink and smoke weed, except that now it's over-run with the bacon patrol. Supposedly there is a werewolf out there and a man with red eyes wearing a cloak. The werewolf is dekes dog that ran away, and the red eyed dude with the cloak is fucking pedro running around playing dungeons and dragons with some red contacts.