1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Taylor Swift: ...and wow I would like to thank--
Kayne West: Hold up Taylor I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!
Person One: Hey did you see Kanye West steal Taylor Swift's moment at the VMA's?
Person Two: Yeah! He's the biggest douchebag ever!
Kayne West: Hold up Taylor I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!
Person One: Hey did you see Kanye West steal Taylor Swift's moment at the VMA's?
Person Two: Yeah! He's the biggest douchebag ever!
by George Clooney's lover September 16, 2009
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Guy #1 Oh man, My gut is killing, I better go to the shitter and take a Kayne West.
Guy #2 Don't forget to give a courtesy flush cause a Kayne West really stinks.
Guy #2 Don't forget to give a courtesy flush cause a Kayne West really stinks.
by bathroomattendant September 17, 2009
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Kayne Waste...Doesn't like white people(his main audience)
hmm...bush doesn't like black people and its no wonder we gave aids to africa and crack to ny city...you know, because white people don't have aids or addiction problems
hmm...bush doesn't like black people and its no wonder we gave aids to africa and crack to ny city...you know, because white people don't have aids or addiction problems
by ynotbmore December 14, 2007
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A rapper who is "controversial" by making off the wall statements. He thinks hes hXe, sans the emo stuff.
Famous Kayne West quotes
"George Bush doesn't care about black people"
AND
"I should be in the bible"
nigga plz
"George Bush doesn't care about black people"
AND
"I should be in the bible"
nigga plz
by Maybelline February 18, 2006
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by Based Goddess August 05, 2011
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Jan 19 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
