A sexual predator who uses his drunkenness to claim no memory, and therefore no responsibility, for any sexual assault he has committed. Kavanaughs are usually found at Georgetown Preparatory School, thrusting their penises into unwilling women's faces, but can be found worldwide, mostly at frat parties.
This guy tried to buy me a drink at the bar last night, but his friend came in and said "nah bro, you can't just Kavanaugh her like that."
by Khada Jhin Cena October 09, 2018
Kavanaugh
To Lie, Lie, Lie.
To say you never blacked out, when your friend wrote about it in their book ("Wasted: Tales of a Gen X Drunk," available on Amazon)
To say Devil's Triangle is a drinking game. (Search Urban Dictionary)
To say "boofed" is farting, when it's short for butt f***. (Search the Definition on Urban Dictionary)
To say your house isn't close to the Country Club when it's 10 minutes away.
To say "I survived the FFFFFFFFFourth of July" was about a wind up to the F word, when it is clearly about drinking so much you thought you'd die.
To Lie, Lie, Lie.
To say you never blacked out, when your friend wrote about it in their book ("Wasted: Tales of a Gen X Drunk," available on Amazon)
To say Devil's Triangle is a drinking game. (Search Urban Dictionary)
To say "boofed" is farting, when it's short for butt f***. (Search the Definition on Urban Dictionary)
To say your house isn't close to the Country Club when it's 10 minutes away.
To say "I survived the FFFFFFFFFourth of July" was about a wind up to the F word, when it is clearly about drinking so much you thought you'd die.
by Don'tUSeYouReallzzzNames September 27, 2018
A sexual predator who uses his drunkenness to claim no memory of, and thus no responsibility for, his behavior
by Emperor Corwin October 09, 2018
Last night at the bar a man tried to grab me by the shoulder to ask me if he could buy me a drink and his friend was like “nah dude you can’t just KAVANAUGH her like that.”
by Don Quijote October 05, 2018
To make up nonsensical explanations for sexual phrases that everyone already knows the definition to.
That woman gave me a blowjob. I don't know what you thought I meant; I was saying I hired her to blow leaves off my lawn. Gotcha with a kavanaugh!
by Arrogancy October 01, 2018
by IDFWU... October 05, 2018
Guy 1 : "Hey how come you dont hang out?"
Guy 2: "I like to drink beer. I drink beer. Do you like to drink beer? I like beer"
Guy1 : "Dude, you dont have to Kavanaugh me."
Guy 2: "I like to drink beer. I drink beer. Do you like to drink beer? I like beer"
Guy1 : "Dude, you dont have to Kavanaugh me."
by Teaching Moments April 23, 2019

