A soporific herb consumed in tea form by vegans, wombat nuzzlers, and other idiots. Causes temporary mental retardation and pronounced loss of motor control.

Kava is a beverage made from the roots of a tropical shrub that is cultivated throughout the Pacific Islands for its ability to promote positive wellbeing and pleasant relaxation without affecting mental clarity. Kava is consumed by many Pacific Island cultures including those in Polynesia, Micronesia, and Melanesia and is known by many names including Kava Kava, Awa, Yaqona, Sakau among others.

Hawaii, Samoa, Tonga, Vanuatu, Fiji Papua New Guinea, New Caledonia, Solomon Islands, and other minor Pacific Islands.

Kava is neither intoxicating like alcohol nor stimulating like coffee. It has a 3,000 year history of use as a safe and effective way to promote a state of mental wellbeing that is accompanied by marked physical relaxation. Expect to feel relaxed, at peace, and ready to socialize.

A wonderful blend of roots, dirt and water... producing very mild hallucinogenic effects and a buzzing feeling of euphoria.

The sound you make when you are attacked by a horndog and their hand is over your mouth.

A "kava" is someone that is interested into shemales and has a passion for headphones and bashes at least 10 times a day.

You kava drinkers know what I am talking about... Kava hand is the smell of stinky Kava on your hand after you have made a batch. The smell will make the hairs on your arm stand up, and you get close to throwing up.

Takin a fierce dump after drinkin kava.....the smell is absolutely herendous.