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Kartoffel is a disguesting vegetable eaten often by danes. Eeeeew.
Person A: I have a kartoffel
Person B: OGM LEIK WHAT HAX?! BURN!!!111
by Thien Do October 01, 2004
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Ooooh, most caring potato you can ever meet! I am so so thankful to know you and hoping to meet you in person, too! Can't wait to torture you with some another movies, haha. And a food party, of course!

Heil Heilige Kartoffel!
Kartoffel? Hmm? You meant Kertemic?
by ChunnyBunny February 11, 2021
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