A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.
by Stewardess14 March 28, 2014
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering βWhat would a kardashian doβ are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.
by Somarity February 06, 2019
by HttpKarashians. January 22, 2016
1. The indoctrination or social transformation of a person's personality and values into those of a narcissist. The Narcissification of a capitalist society. 2. An indication that a self aggrandizing society such as Plutocracy, Oligarchy, Kakistocracy has reached it's pinnacle in societal acceptance, been recognized, and deemed undesirable by a majority of the society--signaling the decline of that societal form. 3. A colloquial metaphor for an action, behavior, or thought indicating a perceived transformation of society away from one that is predatory, or strictly capitalist-centric.
To say that everybody in the United States supports predatory capitalism is a Kardashianism.
I reject your spiritual belief, as it is rooted in Kardashianism.
She got that plastic surgery back in the days of Kardashianism, and worshiping narcissists.
I can't watch anything from Hollywood, everything they make is overflowing with Kardashianisms , greed, & consumerism.
The US going to war with another country, is just another extension of DC-Political Kardashianism.
Our public school system integrated Kardashianism, so now children must take classes on how to invest your 401K in Wall St, the importance of banks, the economic value of networking, how savings accounts with meager or virtually zero-returns are actually beneficial to banks and therefore society, long-term strategic planning of individual's social media accounts.
I reject your spiritual belief, as it is rooted in Kardashianism.
She got that plastic surgery back in the days of Kardashianism, and worshiping narcissists.
I can't watch anything from Hollywood, everything they make is overflowing with Kardashianisms , greed, & consumerism.
The US going to war with another country, is just another extension of DC-Political Kardashianism.
Our public school system integrated Kardashianism, so now children must take classes on how to invest your 401K in Wall St, the importance of banks, the economic value of networking, how savings accounts with meager or virtually zero-returns are actually beneficial to banks and therefore society, long-term strategic planning of individual's social media accounts.
by Dieu-donne' December 31, 2019
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