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(adj.) A “Kardashian” is a unit of measurement representing 72 days of marriage, as ratified by the Anonymous Measurement Council.

Also refers to a female who is vapid, shallow, and burdened with a large posterior.
I've been married for 10 Kardashians... I feel so old!
by Artemis Crouch November 03, 2011
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A measurement of time for relationships; 72 days is equal to 1 Kardashian.
Daughter: We're getting married!!!

Mom: What? Married!? You two have barely been together for a year! That's crazy!!!

Daughter: Oh, whatever Mom, that's like 5 Kardashians!!!
by VoiceOfGosh November 03, 2011
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(adj.) what results from pimping oneself out in the context of lowest-common-denominator pop-culture, selling yourself to all comers, living a life completely constructed and organized for this purpose
"The catering was free, 'cuz they promised to mention her in US magazine..... Man, how Kardashian is that?"
by dégoûté August 12, 2011
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A messed up family that nobody really cares about except lame middle-aged women with no life.
Mike: Dude does anybody even care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom, dude.
by yuareyou August 05, 2012
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