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The art, nay skill, of being able to masturbate inside of a VW Bus while driving it at the same time.
Guy 1: Dude, you were swerving all over the place last night, were you drunk?

Guy 2: Naw, man. I had to kapsturbate.
by kapsturbator June 23, 2010
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Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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