"I was kansan that girl last night, it was violent."

The kansanicity of the current situation is overwhelming.

"Hey bro you want a Northeast Kansan Rat Bath before you go? It's kinda chilly out, and I could sure go for one myself"

"No Brian fuck off"

“Hey Brenda” “did you see how nice Kelsi was today!”

“Ya!” “I sure did! She’s acting like a true Kansan!”