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When your so fucken fat that you can't tell the difference between your calves and ankles because they're covered in so much lard.
James where are your kneecaps?
I dunno but check out my kankles!
by jim = chunky November 25, 2003
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Kankles occur whenever a woman reaches that stage in her life when she can't be fucked to/can't physically move, thus creating mayhem. A kankle is when the calve and the ankle are mixed in a solid treetrunk-esque substance which appears to be pebble-dashed in extreme cases. A common attribute is that of them resembling a kebab roticiary, covered with red paint and pebble dashing. Kankles are normally accompanied by pumps and 'pump fat'. Can occur in men in extreme cases, but have not yet been documented.
'here darzo, check out the kankles on this wanker'
'brought to us in kankle vision'
'another kank in the bank'
'shit, darzo get the camera out, found some fresh kankles'
'granny kankles'
by emmett-belfastpunx June 16, 2008
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this is when a person is so fat that their calves and ankles meld together to form one nasty ass leg
check out that fat ho w/ the kankles.
by jew doctor January 27, 2003
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The is no defined ankle, rather than one whole blend of ankle and calf hence kankle. A.k.a Kyle Mazerolle
Kyle you have the biggest kankles ever!
by Kanklelover266 June 01, 2009
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normally associated with 'cankle', the combination of calf and ankle predominant of fatasses. However, this relates to the same body part in a non fatass.Thus making this more rarely seen than of the traditional cankle.
While trying to be openminded with Chase's new pie, it becomes impossible to get past her having kankles; much like her jordache jeans and leg warmers/cankle warmer.
by SCM November 05, 2004
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Woman with extremely thick ankles. No separation between calf and ankle.
That chick would be so hot, if she didn't have kankle.
by Hugh G. Rection July 08, 2003
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