15
a very fat ankle that is just an extension of your calf.
gwenith paltrow in Shallow Hal
by Curt December 05, 2002
Get the mug
Get a kankle mug for your brother José.
16
a horrible disease which occurs when the excess fat from the calf merges with the ankle...this forms an area that looks like an extra long fatty calf leading to the foot
Mike Rossetti has the worse case of kankles I've ever seen in my enitre life, I mean those things are massive.
by FuzzyBoSack October 05, 2006
Get the mug
Get a kankles mug for your girlfriend Nathalie.
17
kankles are the absence of ankles, ie. the legs just flow into the foot. Normally because a person is really fat. Also occurs during pregnancy.
Pregnant woman: I need to sit down, I'm getting massive kankles.
by cutenkooky June 06, 2004
Get the mug
Get a kankles mug for your dog Yasemin.
18
When your so fucken fat that you can't tell the difference between your calves and ankles because they're covered in so much lard.
James where are your kneecaps?
I dunno but check out my kankles!
by jim = chunky November 25, 2003
Get the mug
Get a Kankles mug for your dog Jovana.
19
Kankles occur whenever a woman reaches that stage in her life when she can't be fucked to/can't physically move, thus creating mayhem. A kankle is when the calve and the ankle are mixed in a solid treetrunk-esque substance which appears to be pebble-dashed in extreme cases. A common attribute is that of them resembling a kebab roticiary, covered with red paint and pebble dashing. Kankles are normally accompanied by pumps and 'pump fat'. Can occur in men in extreme cases, but have not yet been documented.
'here darzo, check out the kankles on this wanker'
'brought to us in kankle vision'
'another kank in the bank'
'shit, darzo get the camera out, found some fresh kankles'
'granny kankles'
by emmett-belfastpunx June 16, 2008
Get the mug
Get a Kankles mug for your sister-in-law Sarah.
20
this is when a person is so fat that their calves and ankles meld together to form one nasty ass leg
check out that fat ho w/ the kankles.
by jew doctor January 27, 2003
Get the mug
Get a kankles mug for your cat Yasemin.
21
Woman with extremely thick ankles. No separation between calf and ankle.
That chick would be so hot, if she didn't have kankle.
by Hugh G. Rection July 08, 2003
Get the mug
Get a kankle mug for your Aunt Jovana.