Urban Dictionary: kanism

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1. the ancient asian practice of slapping farm animals with ones small asian penis.

2. A caner like desise of the the left index finger.

1. if you want those animals to respect you you all gonna have to do a little kanism.

2. The once great mod had a sever case of kanism and died.

by satin September 06, 2003

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Jul 15 Word of the Day

Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.

by monkeylabor July 14, 2021