whens something is kaning it means it is absolutely quality and quantity at the same time. or in different context it could mean somethings hurting.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Farting on your boyfriend/girlfriend with extreme force causing one to be sexually aroused

The act of one person farting on another preferably in a public setting. The act must be declared to be official.