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A very rare Australian mammal being half kangaroo, half cow and half bogan that is know to hop around, make mooing sounds and eat grass outside of windows in the witching hours of 1am - 4am. The Kangamoo is attracted only to smaller blokes with a blood alcohol level (BAC) in excess of .20, where they have been known to try and gain entry by scratching on windows and seemingly speaking with a thick bogan accent. Usually harmless, but be very weary of the Kangamoo, it is an aggressive and protected species related to the legendary thylamoo.
Ralphies getting pretty ripped boys! I'm predicting a night of drop bears, hoops snakes and possibly kangamoo sightings.
Oh hell mate, we were drinking furphys and blue sambuca and I dreamed that a Kangamoo was trying to break into my room at 2am but it was just some bogan
Oh hell mate, we were drinking furphys and blue sambuca and I dreamed that a Kangamoo was trying to break into my room at 2am but it was just some bogan
by Betty Fauxhergud May 07, 2020